| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
| Friend: | I bet you can't even name the Eight wonders of the World. |
| Me: | Yes I can |
| Friend: | Really? Name them. |
| Me: | Robert Downey Jr |
| Chris Evans | |
| Mark Ruffalo | |
| Chris Hemsworth | |
| Jeremy Renner | |
| Tom Hiddleston | |
| and i think that's-- | |
| OH WAIT I FORGOT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND ANDREW FUCKING HUSSIE | |
| Friend: | who the fuck are those guys |
| me: | the eight wonders of the world |
| that's what you asked right |
Good friends wait until
Their pal walks out of the room
Rips a massive fart
what what what what what
wat wat wat wat wat wat wat
what what what what why
Well my dearest friend
Let me jog your memory
We ate Taco Time
Swimming with Coach ArielPhysical Education with Mr. Shang
Dance with Coach Esmerelda
Chef Silver
History with Mr. Thatch
Drama and Performing Arts with Mr. Trouillefou
Counseling with Dr. Heimlich and Dr. Slim
Band with Mr. Naveen and Mr. Lou
Biology with Dr. Jookiba
Home Ec. with Mrs. Naveen
Driver’s Ed. with Ms. DeVil
Geometry and Algebra with Mr. Basil
Chorus with The Muses
Language Arts with Madame Belle
Chemistry with Ms. Yzma, and her Teacher’s Assistant, Kronk
Physics with Dr. Finklestein
Government with Professor Frollo
Calculus and Pre-Calculus with Ms. Mode
Activity Director Genie
Art with Mrs. Fitzherbert
Football with Coach Phil
School Secretary Sebastian
Superintendent Cobra Bubbles
Nurse Ursula
Janitor Wall•E
Vice Principal Rafiki
and of course Principal Yensid
now a high school i wouldn’t mind going to.
(Source: Shaynizzle, via derpennia)
10 Favorite Episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood | 4. Episode 23 ‘Girl on the Battlefield’
Sometimes someone must be left behind. For the greater good.
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